Dubious

I'm a cat, everyone! Oh, and it should influence my posts, so this is a test to see how it does that, meow

Something that doesn't get talked about as if it's a secret is that the Dutch don't eat cheese to live, but because without it we'd shrink 20cm and with the country being below sea level, we'd drown. Cheese is vital 🧀 🧀

Starting to consider getting a 3rd party File Explorer app for Windows, because Microslop can't even get browsing my system's memory right anymore

Thinking of other worlds, where human history has gone different directions. Right of the strongest? Absolute freedom, without social constraints? Anarchy? ANARCHY??

I must be a philosopher, for I do so wonder what I live for

Give me time and I'll become like glue

I've got the "beginner" award. That means I'm one step closer to my goal of becoming the very best, like no one ever was. #pokémon, #joke

Someone: "You worry too much"
Me, when I have absolutely good reasons to be worried, but am too tired to start a dispute: ​:ak_yvonne_busywork:​

You know a vacation was good when you're back from it for about a week and you still miss the place.

Hmm, should my first post here be a throwback to the early 2000s Internet? If yes, what should I write? #Throwback, #joke