It's Monday. You might hate your job. But at least you're not a russian general about to tell Putin that you lost the city you've claimed to have captured 4 times.
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Going thru customs in India today:
- Name?
- Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
- Occupation?
- No, those are self defence militias and Russia is not involved
As if leaving me with another submarine that now can't sink, to go with all the ships that now don't float, the Ukrainians even hacked our surveillance cameras so we filmed their attack for them.
Can someone explain how to bridge bluesky to here? Medvedev is too drunk to do it.
I have rejected my own proposals for peace that I had Donald present to me.
OTD in 2009 Russia reaffirmed commitment to the Budapest Memorandum signed 15 years previously.
Which is why you can trust us on the "peace deal" now proposed.
Today is the 5th time we've captured Pokrovsk. A major defeat for the american empire.....
OTD in 1975 Hannah Arendt died.
"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".
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You'd think it would be humiliating for Russian diplomats to learn that CNN knew more about the intentions of the Russian government than they did. By they have a kink for this kind of thing. It's part of our traditional values.
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As loyal anti imperialists know this was null and void cos CIA overthrew Yanukovich and one day we'll reveal the proof we're the victims but for now it's better that we lose 100,000s of troops cos we're morons like that.
It also make no mention of any promise made by NATO. Odd.
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Also, the USSR was amazing & made greatest technical advancements in human history which means Soviet engineers in Ukraine could never have made a delivery system for these nukes even though they can also attach hellfire missiles to mosquitos now.
I am surrounded by idiocy.
But my trolls claim the only person who ever said it would take 3 days was some US general, yet here is a russian general saying it.
Prez confused.
Rumor has it I'm actually gay. Sorry.
The view from the bunker.
Russia gets the land
Donald gets a bribe
Ukraine gets a lie
I think I should get some credit for having a false flag op that actually involves a flag.