My theory is the CMA only gives the best entertainer award to men who look like the last thing you would see before being beaten unconscious outside a bar in Kentucky.
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FIFTY YEARS OF SHITE
DOESN’T STOP US BLEATING
Looking forward to Qatar v the team that’s going to slaughter Qatar, whoever they are.
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‘This is a house of Kate Bush worship, show some damn respect,’ that sort of thing.
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‘Cursed by Thoth but it’s not like he’s fucking Zeus, is it?’
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@Hinterlands@photog.social @lizzyfa@mastodonapp.uk He’s got a better chance of winning the 2023 CMA award than Miranda Lambert or Carrie Underwood.
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@lizzyfa@mastodonapp.uk @Hinterlands@photog.social I want to see Baddiel and Skinner try to sing Three Lions while being truncheoned by the Qatari secret police.