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Quark: I am not a problem to be fixed
Quark: I am a problem to be honored
Julian: You don't have to contribute anything incredible to society in order to have the right to exist.
Ezri: I need to survive. There are graves I have to dance on that haven’t even been dug yet.
Jadzia: I'm so lonely.
Worf: Have you tried being more social?
Jadzia: No. Fuck off.
Worf: What’s the meaning of life Jadzia?
Jadzia: Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat.
Benjamin: All most people want is their own apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
Garak: I also want a plasma cannon.
Worf: I'm a certified freak 5 days a week.
Quark: Only five days?
Worf: Union rules.
Odo: Every morning I ask myself 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Quark: Never worry about being fair when you're in a bad situation.
Quark: Just grab on to those jewels and twist them like a garbage bag.
Benjamin: Why do you have three dogs in your apartment?
Julian: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I’m going to be rich.
Dukat: Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes
Dukat: Including you.
Worf: Bite me Dukat.
Worf: Hey Jadzia.
Jadzia: What?
Worf: SPACE IS GAY!!! 🪐💖✨
Dukat: What are you doing?
Jadzia: Flaunting my photogenic privilege.
Worf: The Ensign says your language is too vulgar for this mission. Sorry.
Julian: Stealing is an extreme form of sharing.
Worf: Lwaxana has a good heart.
Benjamin: Yes I've noticed you staring at her 'good heart'
Kira: Miles I'm pregnant.
Miles: Chin up. Chest out. Buttocks tight.
Worf: What’s up with Miles and Nog?
Jadzia: They’re exploring an unwanted harem situation.
Ezri: The Admiral who visited you today was Boobles McStimulating.
Ezri: A Trill assassin sent to kill you.
Odo: Date a person who forgives your past.
Worf: Date a person who forgives your insurance fraud charge.
Odo: Seduce a person who was your accomplice on that insurance fraud charge.
Worf: Excuse me?!
Kira: I may have over analyzed the situation and suffered for it
S5E26: that Ferengi and croupier Leeta get married. A fan favorite
Quark: (unhinged mumbling)
Garak: Git it Q-man.
Garak: You’re so petty.
Benjamin: Thank you.
Garak: I said 'petty'. Not 'pretty'.
Benjamin: Oh.
Worf: Sometimes I don't feel worthy of being the main character in my own story.
Worf: Then I look at Dukat.
Dukat: Hey!
Odo: You're really smart.
Odo: It's a shame you're independently wealthy.
Odo: With a little motivation you could actually accomplish something.
Garak: Don't think that you are the only self-loathing asshole in the room.
Jadzia: I-
Quark: I gotta be honest Garak. This cursed object is driving me insane.
Miles: No more rhymes now I mean it!
Julian: Anybody want a peanut?
Dukat: No it's still interfering with the normal functioning of Garak's brain.
Benjamin: I hate all this work.
Benjamin: I’m going to the mirror universe and trick my counterpart to do this for me.
Benjamin: Wait that sounds like a lot of work. Oh no.
Garak: I like your ominous aura and upbeat demeanor
Dukat: What happened on Halloween just happened.
Dukat: Will it happen again? Probably.
Dukat: I'm so sick of reading about how screwed up I am on this station's bathroom walls.
S1E01: Ro Laren couldn't make it so Commander Kira joins the gang
Julian: If you didn't want me to fall in love with the enemy they shouldn't have been so hot and dejected
Ezri: Everything is a circle. So we’ll be right back
Quark: I guess 'try and enjoy this' is a better plan than 'have the anxiety sweats.'
Garak: My bikini waxer is more spiritual than you Benjamin.
Garak: I'm a certified freak 5 days a week.
Dukat: Only five days?
Garak: Union rules.
Miles: Well you can't spell 'Gul Dukat' without 'glut'
Garak: Lamentations rules!
Garak: No good deed goes unpunished.
Dukat: Garak you left Vic at the altar.
Benjamin: My hands were chiseled by the human Gods themselves.
Benjamin: What's so terrible about me being a relationship where I can't possibly get hurt
Benjamin: and I get a new vessel.
Garak: You won't find anything on the rescue capsule Brouhaha Odo
Garak: Not your saber-toothed antelope. Not Keiko. Not even your happy ending.
Odo: I'm stuck in a place I don't belong and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.
Odo: I need to figure out how to be normal.