mastodon 4.6.8Tea drinking virtual dragon. Been there, did that, did a hilarious stand up about it.
@lilithsaintcrow@raggedfeathers.com @cstross@wandering.shop
I had a friend who owned two ferrets, and he showed me that when he was cleaning their cage he used to hang them off of a small washing line that was in the room. He would just hold them up until the little paws grabbed the line and then let them hang there.The ferrets apparently quite enjoyed the change in perspective and of course ferrets have no fear.
@serpentroots@hachyderm.io @holdenweb@freeradical.zone
I told private LLM that I was in the UK, so that it would use metric. It immediately tried to do a terrible cockney accent.
It never occur to LLMs and Americans that England has any other accent other than cockney
@cstross@wandering.shop
Maga spraying (non edible) gold paint on their teeth, and wheezing “Witness meeee” as they paint their homes gold and ivory.
@X00001@masto.hackers.town
That’s not correct.
The cubicles aren’t sterile. They wipe the keyboards, monitor and mouse with the same rag they clean the desks and tables with… they don’t even care to make it clean.