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Craig Stuntz

@CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
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I can write an incorrect program which is faster than your incorrect program

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Joined July 09, 2024
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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 6mo ago

My work sends out phishing test emails, so I am reporting all work email as phishing, so I will get a perfect "score."

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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 5mo ago

Astronauts: "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working"
CAPCOM: "Switch to Mac, lol"
Astronauts: "Always has been"

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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 11mo ago
Replying to
@annierau Chuck Shepherd, who published News of the Weird for decades, and a recurring list called “No longer weird” of old stories he had run before which he had now been able to determine happened with such frequency that they could not be fairly called “weird.”
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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 10mo ago
Replying to
@mattblaze@federate.social Good thing SMS messages are always delivered immediately! (/s)
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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 5mo ago

On my walk this afternoon I spotted a Turkey Vulture, and as I recorded this observation in Merlin Bird ID I noticed that they are hiring a Python machine learning engineer https://jobs.hr.cornell.edu/us/en/job/WDR-00051454 Could be a fun job for the right person!

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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 5mo ago

RE: @arstechnica@mastodon.social

This is particularly galling because iOS, unlike Android, has no notification history feature. So past notifications were available to the cops, but not to end users

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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 5mo ago

I'm indebted to Aaron Stump for pointing out this paper on his podcast, which I'm enjoying quite a lot: "The Calculated Typer (Functional Pearl)"
https://al.radbox.org/doi/10.1145/3759164.3759346

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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 7mo ago
Um, wow. Man accidentally gains access to cameras and microphones inside 7000 people's houses while trying to vibe code a controller. DJI, this is not a good look. https://www.popsci.com/technology/robot-vacuum-army/
Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums
Popular Science

Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums

Sammy Azdoufal just wanted to steer his DJI Romo with a gaming controller.

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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 7mo ago

"If you want a picture of the future of programming, imagine reinventing package managers, for ever."
-George Orwell (probably)
https://nesbitt.io/2026/03/08/if-it-quacks-like-a-package-manager.html

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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 5mo ago

Amateur with ChatGPT successfully "vibe-maths" a 60 year old unsolved Erdős problem https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/amateur-armed-with-chatgpt-vibe-maths-a-60-year-old-problem/

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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 5mo ago

"AI is often incorrect!" is not a useful framing. A useful framing is a confusion matrix, plus the ability to exclude false positives (e.g., with constraints). The same as any linter. Then you can judge the usefulness.

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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 5mo ago

Nice video on making math in LaTEX documents converted to PDF accessible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cRYxldSIh8

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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@TheQuinbox@dragonscave.space Not only will they see their mentions in a "followers-only" post, but they'll also see their mentions in a "private" (using heavy scare quotes here) message to someone else.
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Craig Stuntz @CraigStuntz@discuss.systems
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jasonkarns@indieweb.social The old joke was "I don't need a backup service; I just use the NSA," but this idea is a bit lacking in the "DR test plan" area.
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