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ConstableJelly

@ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Dumping ground for random thoughts and things that caught my notice. Frequent lurker, infrequent poster.

Fan of
- other people's well-being
- my well-being
- spider-man
- punk rock
- my kids most of the time
- video games

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Joined August 09, 2023
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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Pre-ordered #Saros this week, and in doing so, reflected on my expectation 5 years ago that we would have seen a slate of Returnal-likes by now, to the point that AA/A bullet hell roguelikes would be a full-fledged genre in the manner of Soulslikes.

We got #ProjectTower, and #LunaAbyss next month (potentially unfortunate timing), but I really thought Returnal would have been considerably more influential. Certainly I believe it deserved to be.

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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

"In exchange for an ever-increasing budget and the state’s parajudicial control, the Atrocity Machine has agreed to key reforms. These include mandatory training for anyone who operates the Atrocity Machine, promises to live-stream the Machine’s apocalyptic terror for all to see, and a fresh coat of paint. If history teaches us anything, it is that modest reform is the most effective way to tame a rogue, fire-spitting Leviathan."

#ice

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-can-reform-the-atrocity-machine

McSweeney's Internet Tendency

We Can Reform the Atrocity Machine

“Reform takes negotiation, and sometimes that means playing hardball. In this case, that means giving the Machine a budget greater than the GDP of Chile.”

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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

It has never grown less shocking each time I learn how psychotically excitable #ICE and #CBP agents get when they get to shoot at someone. I cannot fathom doing this kind of damage to another human being and reacting with anything other than dismay AT LEAST, regardless of circumstances.

“I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys,” Mr. Exum wrote in a group message with other agents.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/us/politics/homeland-security-shootings.html?unlocked_article_code=1.LFA.elAA.oOs-TLX7aPI7

nytimes.com
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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@dorowski Jesus wtf. I've been thinking about downloading this the past couple days because it's on the ps catalog and I'm in a restless phase where I'm not super satisfied with anything I'm playing. I can only barely tolerate the difficulty of Souls games (and some of their like), but they are fun enough to make up for it. This bullshit is a showstopper though.
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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Clint Webb for Senate
https://youtube.com/shorts/SU6gCAV-olU?si=3muSBZBokGqDR8L5

Clint Webb for Senate

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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

An hour of #Saros tonight leaves a strong impression: art style, score, and buttery-smooth action. I remain stubbornly unconvinced at this early stage, however, that it will top Returnal. That game's uniquely effective alignment of all its core elements, most notably an eerie atmosphere of remorse and spiraling madness, is a high pedestal indeed.

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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

"Cultures don't make things; people make things. All cultures do is codify the meaning of the things people make. You can criticize the conclusions people come to in their systems of meaning...what you can't do is dictate what things mean to people.

The fact that I don't like Taiwanese food...does not mean that Taiwanese food is existentially bad. Or good. Taiwanese food is. Any other thought about it is a reflection of subjective values, not the nature of reality itself."

#Palantir #morbidzoo

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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Now playing Heart Machine's #possessors. I'm a sucker for metroidvanias so my opinion is prejudiced, but I'm far enough along to be surprised by the game's relatively low metacritic score. True, it doesn't do much exceptionally (except the art style - the fast travel interstitial on the subway is mesmerizing), but it does most things on par with other games of the genre I've enjoyed the most.

#PossessorsGame

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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

"But now that [ #swalwell has] resigned, we need to face the dire consequences: if we kick one suspected rapist out of Congress, we’ll then have to kick out all the suspected rapists.

It’s naïve to imagine the government can continue to function without the tireless dedication of our best and brightest rapists."

- Talia Argondezzi, #mcsweeneys

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-every-congressman-facing-credible-rape-allegations-resigned-wed-have-no-one-left-to-govern-the-country

McSweeney

If Every Congressman Facing Credible Rape Allegations Resigned, We’d Have No One Left to Govern the Country

“These congressmen worked hard to get to the top of a competitive field of notably rape-y politicians. Voters have made their voices heard by choosing the ve...

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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

I think the only constructive use of the traditional debate format is if both parties only ever are arguing in favor of the side they don't personally agree with.

"Winning" is a poor method to influence and enrich someone else's beliefs, but it is a great incentive to pressure-test your own beliefs and make a best-faith effort to understand an opposing idea.

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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

"The strength of a punch comes from the windup - the horror of battle comes from the rain."

Brennan Lee Mulligan and Matt Mercer talk "Ma" (間)
https://youtube.com/shorts/tDS2olk8Jx0?si=djEvggV-3pTNlPGm

Brennan Lee Mulligan and Matt Mercer talk "Ma" (間)

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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

Haven't paid much attention to the #WashingtonPost in quite a few years, so I missed this last year. But I am dumbstruck at how stunningly nonsensical and backward this claim is from the editorial board about the destruction of the East Wing.

"The White House cannot simply be a museum to the past. Like America, it must evolve with the times to maintain its greatness. Strong leaders reject calcification. In that way, Trump’s undertaking is a shot across the bow at NIMBYs everywhere."

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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

Annual company kickoff today. We're in the IT industry - and very excited about #AI. And to prove it, we were subjected to an AI-generated music video of the CEO and ELT (all white) singing an AI-generated rap song with grossly malformed imagery and saltine lyrics about the company's goals.

It was the absolute worst thing I could have imagined for this event, unless we'd hired Greg Bovino as the guest speaker.

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ConstableJelly @ConstableJelly@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago

#ReneeGood Was the Kind of Person I Should Be

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/renee-good-killing-ice-watch-mom.html

Renee Good Was the Kind of Person I Should Be. I Have to Face That Being a Mom Isn’t an Excuse.
Slate Magazine

Renee Good Was the Kind of Person I Should Be. I Have to Face That Being a Mom Isn’t an Excuse.

I need to figure out how to do more for the world.

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