CartyBoston
OK, CartyBoston moved *back* to downtown Portland, Maine. Long story. Knows from software, social justice is applied love. Born at 316.18 ppm.
The poor thing! Hey NYT, any theories as to how the war happened to him?
It kind of bothers me that Trump and I fuck Melania the same amount.
Is that weird?
"You can die faster."
If I could text Rudy Giuliani.
How spooky is it that the last two American revolutions are exactly 250 years apart?
Even if you did not know who Jesus was you'd suspect that the only path to salvation ("salvation" being not hating yourself while you are here) is to help others suffer less.
This isn't funny, the Commander in Chief is signalling America's weakness as a result of his disability, we could be attacked.
Team I'd like to sincerely apologize for posting that Karoline Leavitt is on paid vile spawn leave.
She is experiencing the miracle of Trumper birth!
I wonder if her head will spin all the way around.
You don't suppose "AI" will ever become clever enough to ignore "ignore all previous instructions" do you?
Because otherwise we are fucked.
Of *course* you can do that in html/css/js.
Here's a handy chart showing which browsers will stop working once you do.
"Carty, surely now that spring is here your spirits are lifting?"
I live in Maine, there is no "spring". There is tourist season but that is decidedly not the same thing.
In a perhaps obvious thought exercise were I to rent a beach place with the Pod Save crew?
Lovett would get on my nerves instantaneously. I have no conscious idea why, don't care.
Dammit, I started celebrating Rudy too early.
"Carty, I don't follow the polls, they are all bullshit."
They are *just* statistics, statistics is the mathematical study of uncertainty, so shut the fuck up lest you sound stupid, and enjoy.
He's prosecuting Comey because he's mentally ill.
He obsesses about his ballroom because he's mentally ill.
I get that you have to write, but you don't have to make shit up.
"Carty, I try to maintain a positive outlook."
That's fine as long as things are going well for everyone, otherwise you look like a fucking moron.
I URGENTLY NEED A DOCTOR, NOT A FUCKING WRITER!
She may be a good historian, she's a brilliant writer. Hint: this is not about the reflecting pool.
Karoline Leavitt is on paid vile spawn leave.
While you were thinking pretty seriously about getting an electric car you watched Elon Musk kill 700,000 people.
Y'all I am thinking about buying some "stock market", exactly how does that work?
"What's her story?"
She's afraid of brown people and she doesn't even know it. She's literally a continuous burden on society. She's *just* *awful*.