Cara

Do you hate me?
Do you fear me?
You should.

Hi everyone, I'm your Empath, on night one I learned a No... what the fuck?

I was meant to be the assassin who ends the reign of a corrupt king, not whatever this is

wow it's miruku, woah, awesome!! ​​

but what if i... [malicious tone] suddenly exploded...

If you need me I will be in the massive forest of concrete spikes where no grass grows and deer have two heads

need to get more schizophrenic

but what if i...
suddenly exploded!

dancing macabrely ​​

objects of unusual sizes

it's such a shame that I am so kind and moral, because I would be so good at gaslighting and manipulation and lying and all the evil stuff if I just were more narcissistic ​:shironeko_cry:​

You can tell someone is new to card games because they will play their cards in an obviously wrong sequence and be completely oblivious to it.

You can tell someone is really into card games because they'll play their cards in an obviously wrong sequence and then say "Gah, order!"

cards make everything better

they don't know that I can see the future

the birds are lying

wow I love to only exist for three turns at a time

I claim goblin, execute me now haha

the harpy has chosen for you to be mad that cara has broken into your house at 3am and ate your shredded cheese

the harpy has chosen for you to be mad that cara is evil

premonitions of death

pauper decks are kinda pleasant to look at I think

my jsme petr fiala!!

Puts 0d in your byte stream

Putting Approach of the Second Sun into Zur the Enchanter so I can play Approach, put it seventh from top, shuffle it away by attacking with Zur, and then never see it for the second time all game

Where do you think they are going?

acab includes self defense ​:BSTELIGRIN:​

milk

omnes optant mundum regere ​​

I claim slayer and shoot you

enqueues you

Observing information and making optimal decisions in situations is my favorite activity

I claim mayor, pls no noms

Wdym undefined behavior? Why don't you just define it?