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The Antique Rice

@CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
mastodon 4.7.2
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129 Followers
182 Following
20 Posts
Joined November 10, 2022
Site:
https://bas.scot
Naturalisation:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-bas-become-a-uk-citizen
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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Elder Nerds of Mastodon, I LIGHT THE BEACON! I am looking for a friendly, UK-Based, Female/Queer led Hosting Company! Our current host is a bit of an 'old school Manly Internet Man' Plus they don't keep their servers up to date enough. Please send me some lovely recommendations?
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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 2mo ago

Second cup of cofee today, while watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F8tejaO2YM

Why Do Tech Bros Always Learn The Wrong Thing From Sci-Fi?

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago

Anyone else here use @hardcover@mastodon.hardcover.app ?#reading #books

mastodon.hardcover.app

Hardcover (@hardcover@hardcover.app) - Mastodon

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago

Just popped on Mezzanine for the first time in, I think, more than a decade. Fucking shivers. WHAT an album.

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

RE: @Daojoan@mastodon.social

I will SHOUT this sentiment for the people at the back. With my WHOLE CHEST.

mastodon.social

JA Westenberg: "I genuinely think the worst thing the internet di…" - Mastodon

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago

Nothing like an after-hours phonecall from a panicked developer haltingly admitting they fatfingered and deleted a whole bunch of shit they shouldn't have been fucking with anyway.

This toot brought to you by Making My Kids A Sandwich For Dinner.

Tomorrow's toot brought to you by An Uncomfortable Conversation With People I've Paid A Lot of Money.

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

Vaccine time! Going to Meet Some Hot Shingles In My Area!

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago

Well fuck me, I guess...

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago

Niche gym problem: lifted so heavy that my hand won't move properly and it's affecting my knitting.

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 8mo ago

Well I did it, for the first time: I got all the way to work without my laptop. I'm using a spare at the moment but it's only shown me so far quite how customised I have my setup.

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 8mo ago

Fuck Maslow, I guess?

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

First afternoon in the park without coats in 2026. Sunlight is making a world of difference.

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 8mo ago

Changed today's Twee Affirmation.

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@mattymedlyn Way I'm going? I won't. ;-)
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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

I just heard a user of American English pronounce "Finger" without using a plosive on the g, like you would for "singer" - Is this a regional thing?

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

Wow. School Photos are a ripoff, eh?

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

Aged 46, I've just figured out that I am colourblind, to a degree.

Makes a lot of sense, some dots from the past now connect up.

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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

I suppose the Hell of Dating Apps made this kind of thing inevitable: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/387111043/x-it-end-it-clean-end-it-kind?ref=discovery_category&total_hits=57012&category_id=332

kickstarter.com
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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago

God I wish I could pay for this out of pocket, but 2 grand is just...too much. Please help me naturalise in the UK. #gofundme

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-bas-become-a-uk-citizen

https://www.bas.scot/naturalisation/

mastodon.scot
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The Antique Rice @CaptainNerdBeard@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago

Dutch chips will always be better than those British soggy disappointments. I will die on this hill.

HOWEVER:

https://www.bas.scot/posts/enbrittification/

bas.scot
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