Lester Cordell

@kybermace@poa.st This is probably literally a prostitute so I would slip a note under the claw making an offer to fuck her on that plate in that make-up after the show.

>all right, Christopher >here's the deal >we'll let you make a couple of good movies >but you have to make at least one of your kids into a tranny "Is there any other deal we can make?" >all right, there is another way >we don't usually offer this but having Christ in your name might be weakening our powers >how about after we let you make a couple of good ones you have to make the gayest subversion of the Western Canon we can imagine "Done."

What if they stick in a universe where Thrawn watches the new trilogy and judges the kikes by their art?

Is there some fucking occult reason they don't just have these dudes jerk off into a cup in bootcamp? Why are they harvesting it from the dead?

Is there a lower form of life than a reddit janny?

When they get them on their tits you know all hope is lost. The ones that tattoo everything around the tits are at least paying lip service to beauty and what men want.

@Titanbreakerkun@poa.st Am I biased and brain-broken or does this rape victim write her story like a "non-consent" erotica?

I bet black lesbians beat their partners even more than regular lesbians. Hopefully they do manage to steer woke chicks into getting with negresses.

@Shadowbroker2135@poa.st You know if footfags weren't sub-autistic in their levels of game - they'd probably be naturals in an orgy. Because groups of women smell like feet and cheap perfume. They'd probably dig it.

@kybermace@poa.st They suppress it.

@BigDuck@poa.st This is why you delete all your porn and replace it with porn of chicks that look kind of like your gf.

I'd rank cockatiels as being a bit smarter. Maybe not a lot smarter. They're kind of like down syndrome cockatoos.

>Yes, Coco Chanel was a Nazi collaborator during World War II. Declassified documents confirm she was a registered agent for the German military intelligence service (Abwehr), engaged in a romantic relationship with a German officer, and leveraged Nazi anti-Semitic laws to attempt to seize control of her perfume business from her Jewish business partners.

I visited the USA and Disneyland in 93 and 03. In 03 the ride narration spoke English and then spoke immersion-destroying Spanish. I don't think that was there in 93.

@charliebrownau@poa.st There's something on Trade Me (like NZ gumtree) right now which is a bit rare. You can't get these that often. https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplace/clothing-fashi 100% wool. Actually wait, I tell a lie, the liner is probably wool mix.

I don't want to defend Nick but he could also just look at this shitshow and realize how much it would be worse for his guys - since in his crew you don't even have to pretend not to be catty and homosexual.

Maybe he gave her one of those Dune-style poisons where every day he was secretly administering an antidote. Then if he died he knew she wouldn't enjoy his money and a new cock for long.

@wishgranter14@poa.st I could dry my clammy hands wiping them under her eyes where the tears would be if this wasn't jeet tricks.

Prostate is probably just a joke from God. >like cooming? >well this thing connected to your cock and balls is heavily involved in cooming >also it's a time bomb, lel

If there was no Israel the Middle-East would just be a destination for foid sex tourists and adventure movies. Mussies would not be a problem for us.

Yes, that's why God commanded them to stop being fags.

On skype I looked up his kid's names one time. There was like 100 moon unit zappas. I forget which one does knitting and tarot card readings but there was only like two of her and one referenced her business in the name so it probably was her. Did not send her a message.

>talking to autistic girl on dating app
>she messages me name of restaurant and says she has never been there
>i ask her if that was for someone else, because the message doesn't quite fit the convo so far
>she says no
>i say okay and ask her out to that restaurant
>she says she appreciates how specific i was in my asking her out but she passes
>says she thought i was some other guy that mentioned this place to her before
>still seems to be talking to me, though

lel, fucking faceblind sperg (like me)

Do you guys know about the role of Indians in South Africa's history? Side note about that: if you go on chaturbate you might notice most of the jeet whores are in SA. My limited understanding of it is basically the Eternal Anglo figured out there was gold there and pwned the Boer. But then they wanted someone to do their admin work and be their middle managers. They didn't want to pay good money to Boers nor have to trust them. So they brought in their lickspittle house nigger class - the Indians. Now globohomo wants them to be the house nigger admin class for the whole world.

If a calculator and pemdas give different answers then isn't there something wrong with how we express math in writing?

@kybermace@poa.st One day I hope to visit Japan and be called a waito piggu and told to go home.

@charliebrownau@poa.st Can't have your balls be 100% functional, m8. Enjoy the microplastic.

I have never heard a millennial say anything negative about disco music. This is probably some zoomzoom afraid to mention what music they like that gets shit on - because everyone would reply that millennials are right to hate it.

I couldn't tell you where I got it but I had the idea that you fall arse-backwards into getting a wife somewhere around age 33. Actually a particularly awful age for it because the good ones have been off the market for years and the shit ones are still on their first marriage and not quite divorced yet.

"Does your Biltong-head wife have cannons like this?" >ties you to a cannon and fires it

ZAP!

@mushroom_soup@poa.st Grandpa's Soap Company does a better pine tar soap than Dr Squatch, I reckon.

Put a metal song on in the background when you play this one. EDIT: lel, just played it and found someone already did.

>tfw no fit farmer gf that gives brutal handjobs from massive grip strength

>Since Australia’s first machete ban was introduced in Victoria, we’ve seen around 18,000 weapons signed and or seized and we’ve also taken 17,000 machetes off the shelves,” she said. Sounds like 1000 people turned in one and they had the cops stick 17,000 into the bins to pump up the numbers, then.

I'll take your word for it because I tried watching that one time and got about 5 seconds in before I had to turn it off. Looked like shit.

They might know how this works and just be using cards they rolled someone for.

Executing the murderers and so on would probably be a good point for a deportation plan. Even the crappiest African countries aren't going to want MORE murderers. Hell: a lot of these swarthoids are coming to our countries precisely because their homes would have enough sense to kill them for their crimes there. If we can guarantee no convicted murderers and sex criminals we could pay a lot of these places to take them.

The pay is the bribe. Central African Republic has no reason to agree to take in American niggers. You pay them to make them citizens of CAR and then revoke their American citizenship.

Other thing though: this is why they absolutely do not want you being able to safely date women you meet at work. You know where the majority of boomers met their spouse? It wasn't woodstock - it was at work. White people would be marrying and having kids all over the place if it wasn't potentially career suicide.

Elton is still alive.

I looked him up and was gonna give him a LITTLE credit when I saw his age. He would have been 21 already when Super Mario Bros. came out. But this guy says he has been writing about games since 1996. If you write about games for 21 years and you're that shit at them: what the fuck are you doing with your life? Taking fat stacks of cash from nepobabies, I guess.

If your wife or girlfriend works - the only thing that stops some dude at her workplace from fucking her is he hasn't tried. She is accidentally pair bonding to someone there because she spends more time with him than with you. Doesn't matter if you see none of those guys are good-looking. I have worked with women who became into me. Those same women would never swipe yes on me if I was a profile on an app. Hanging out with someone every day doing the same thing is powerful.

I hate women but I need to empty my prostate to stave off cancer and God says I can't jerk off.

New SWARM episode dropped.

@charliebrownau@poa.st Would orange work?

Is there any proof it was about Jews?

@wishgranter14@poa.st Foids get aroused by both but one of those fantasies requires abstaining from alcohol.

I know a person who has one that is functional and a keepsake from a departed friend. So they will not hand it in. But they also have a tourist tat filipino one that they wanted to hand in. I asked them why bother one and not the other. They didn't like the trinket one much - it isn't even attached to its handle. But more than that it was like they were accepting that it was some kind of public good to hand that in and like it was a risk that he, a law-abiding person, had it in his possession. Some people would just about chop off their cock and hand it in if the TV news told them to enough times.