BugmanJones

HE'LL YEAH BORTHER

We can't have that in Fatfuckistan (formerly called America) or New India (formerly Canada).

So that's why Elon started up SpaceX

What a shitty loaded question. What sort of "man" doesn't like his nuts stepped on and crushed a little

The perfect woman doesn't exi.....

He probably smells better now

“Inflation has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be bored, they will put a reverse mortgage on your beautiful oak door..."

@judgedread@poa.st 🚨🚨ATTENTION ALL 🚨🚨 GAY 👬 SENATORS 🏛️ AND GRINDR 📱 USERS ⚔️💦!! It is a SAD 😭 day in Washington 🇺🇸 DC 🏛️ because our favorite 💅 closeted 🚪 Southern Belle 💃, LINDSEY 🏳️‍🌈 GRAHAM 🏳️‍🌈, has officially logged 🪵 off ❌ the great Grindr 📱 app 📲 in the sky 🌌👼!!! That’s right, the senator 🏛️ from South Carolina 🌴, who loved 💖 filibustering 🗣️ in the sheets 🛏️ more than on the Senate 🏛️ floor 🪵, has taken his final bussy 🍑 bump 💨!! He was always searching 🔍 for that "discreet 🤫 bi 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 top 🔝" within 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ feet 🦶 of the Capitol 🏛️ building, but now his location 📍 is permanently UNAVAILABLE 🚫❌!! Who 🤷‍♂️ is going to host 🏠 the post-vote 🗳️ gangbangs 🍆💦 now?! Who is going to leave 5-star 🌟 reviews 📝 on the local 📍 twinks 👦?! Send ➡️ this to 🔟 of your favorite 😻 Grindr 📱 hookups 🍆 or you’ll be stuck 🙅‍♂️ doing text 📲 banking 🏦 for the GOP 🐘!! Get 5 🖐️ back and you're a certified 📝 bussy 🍑 boss 👑! Get none ❌ back and your profile 👤 gets reported 🚩 for being fake 🎭 just like Lindsey’s 🤐 heterosexuality 🏳️‍🌈✨!!!

Lmao real. I see Carlos Muhammad Vindaloo is up to his usual faggotry.

Make a “coming of age” indie game where you play as the guy who molests all the ugly women that have been insufferable purple hair protaganists in every game for the last 5 years

Same

I will summon the volcano with my autistic anger. Mount Damavand is east of Tehran and it’s the tallest volcano in Asia. The holy book of Almighty Volcano mentions this volcano. It says Mount Damavand will strike down the enemies of Persia with great vengeance and furious anger.

Oh my Lord, open the mighty fountain of molten magma and bring the fire upon the earth. Unleash the inferno 🔥 of Armageddon and bring all souls before the heavenly throne for judgement. May everything unclean be cast into the eternal pit of hell. Write my name in the book of life, raise me to thy right hand, and count me among thy saints. Bring all saints home to the eternal kingdom of paradise. In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti, Lord, bring the fire 🔥 Amen

• The Prayer of the Church of the Almighty Volcano

Yep. You're not a real American until you have to wear that size shirt

Americans when you criticize America for any reason whatsoever

Republisharts when President Orange Faggot says that we need infinity trillion dollars so it takes us longer to lose the war with Iran, but we're definitely ready to take on China

This is everything modern America stands for. Well, almost. They/them should also be morbidly obese and diabetic.

You absolute madman. 🫡

Make sure you sell appropriate material to your followers (this is totally not a plot to steal their credit card and shipping info)

@judgedread@poa.st "American politics is just NASCAR for people who haven’t fingered someone at a family reunion." -t. Me

In Fatfuckistan, niggers would steal it all, and if you cross the line into that imaginary country to the North, you're looking at a ridiculous scenario where men in turbans are shitting on the floor and eating the bread with their feet.

Yeah I spend like $700 a month on fuel alone

It's a banger

You have no idea how much I want these faggots put in work camps and forced to break rocks until their bodies give out and they're begging for death. Immediate execution is too merciful. I want them broken first.

I've seen a fanfilm made by literal high schoolers and their teachers that was better than anything Disney made https://youtu.be/SWSa8dvaCSM?si=32TCVBOFaAlmQt57

Based bogan

I want to see the pigs beg for mercy first before they get executed

You better! If you don't, you're gayer than two dudes sucking on four dudes!

Cucknadians will celebrate this

Tfw no alienussy

These faggots are very quick to call normal men pedophiles underneath the safety of a screen and a keyboard. They know if they said that to a man's face, they'd be in the trauma unit at their local hospital.

First date idea:

I get extremely drunk and am loudly racist in the bar, I Embeveraged Operate you back to your house

Americans when the Black Friday sale hits but Walmart doesn't have any "I ✡️ Israel" shirts in sizes over 8XL

Man, all the fat orange retard had to do to encourage broccoli head zoomers to enlist and fight in Iran was promise them Iranian baddie war brides but then again heterosexuality is taboo in Fatfuckistan