Ashley

I bet all the versions of you in the multiverse are just as annoying

He can’t keep getting away with this

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #OrangeCat

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs sounds kind of nice if you forgot your lunch at home or something

Fluff

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #BlackCat

Oh hai

I don’t know how to break it to you all but I have the softest cat in the world

I’m on the cusp of arson

I’m glad I have one extremely clingy cat because the other one just uses me a bridge to get somewhere else most of the time

It sucks when a big news story happens but you don’t talk to the person anymore who you used to talk to about it

I found three chocolate bars from Christmas I was going to make cookies with and didn’t. They are now snack chocolate for meeeeee

I know I’m pretty annoying but just imagine if I was ugly annoying

It’s cute the way you ruin everything

@cwgrody@mastodon.sdf.org just a little mind fun

Still following after ghosting is quite the choice