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Matt Boyd

@3psboyd@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Normal man, normal posts.

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Joined October 12, 2017
Comics:
http://www.threepanelsoul.com
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

Work has been rough. I need to just leave those problems at the door and come back to the real world- ah fuck! I forgot what was happening out here.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Signal is not fucking around with the warning if you try to enable screenshots on the Windows client.

"Disable screen security? If disabled, this may allow Microsoft Windows to capture screenshots of Signal and use them for features that may not be private."

I was so impressed by this that I went to take a screenshot to post here and instantly got got by the same screen security feature I was going to disable in the first place.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
The description of California Extreme is prudish about gaming in a way I find oddly old-fashioned and charming.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Theory: "We can use Large Language Models to speed up process and improve code quality. First, we have an LLM write the tests..."

Practice: "I need to convince the client that unit tests are a worthwhile thing to have."

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
Realizing that I feel the same way about LLMs that JRR Tolkien felt about airplanes.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

How am I supposed to get any work done when the world is falling apart AND Slay the Spire 2 is in early access?

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Hey do you guys want to see an incredible jacket

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Nethack v5.0 is out.

https://nethack.org/v500/release.html

nethack.org

NetHack 5.0.0: Release Notes

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Opal will take your doordash

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Oakland, CA.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Shrugging and saying "Well, as long as the person creating a toxic environment is delivering..."? Ha ha, classic tech culture. Love this industry.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

One day at an old job, a French engineer announced he had found an English word he really liked: tergiversate.

He thought it perfectly described the phenomenon of someone throwing up a verbal smoke screen to be evasive, sowing doubt and muddying the clarity of the conversation to create cover for themselves. He was disappointed it wasn't in common usage.

I think about that word a lot when someone at work is tergiversating.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

In a meeting making the case for having unit tests in the repo, wound up saying "Yeah, it turns out to write software, you have to defeat toxic masculinity."

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

It's a difficult thing to be vulnerable when all of the various neural networks you've grown over a lifetime are telling you it's not safe.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

She's a gamer.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

The normies are mad.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

I love Big Trouble In Little China because they clearly told Carpenter he needed a white lead and he cast Kurt Russel as a confused guy who is just in the wrong fucking movie.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Thinking about pitching unit tests as "If you break my code then I don't have to yell at you because I have already made a machine to yell at you."

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

You ever have a morning that makes you think "Huh, maybe I should consider leaving the industry again."

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

A little embarrassed because someone running an "agile" meeting asked me to rate my effort expended as a number in the Fibonacci sequence and I asked if he was making a joke about "agile."

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Rejecting modernity and returning to my hunter-gatherer roots, by which I mean eating nuts and fruits all day while sitting at my office job.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Goodness.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

(Trying to sound like I've read books) "Have you ever read Fahrenheit 420 by Ray Bradford?"

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Oh, I forgot about THIS son of a bitch. #marathon

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Seen at the No Kings rally in Oakland.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Hmm.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

This song sure outlasted that movie, huh. https://youtu.be/hDd2G_V1rzc?si=Py0Bu3dFaA4fhmF8

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Today is the day to spend some tech money in Oakland.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

(Looking at Marathon patch notes) "Oh, the knife got knerfed."

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Shout-out to the OG of autism representation.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Sometimes if I know I'm going to need to change someone's mind, I smuggle the idea in first as a joke. The idea is to get them to accept the idea as their own because they laughed, like a bird taking care of a cuckoo hatchling.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@skinnylatte Me: https://youtu.be/oNjQXmoxiQ8?si=UjpqNs7IHH28oqsh

Alphaville - Forever Young (Official Music Video)

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

They already know, Reese Whitherspoon

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Watching an animated movie called Wolfwalkers at the karaoke bar and I'm like "Is that Anime Oliver Cromwell?"

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

They did Storm dirty with this one.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

They say the heart of rock n' roll is the feet 🎵

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Found out the other day that Claude Code gets 60 frames per second. https://youtu.be/LvW1HTSLPEk?si=oDpKJrqJBy5sVUdy

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Denji gets it.

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Where do people look for apartments to rent these days?

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Pretty sure City Hall has security guards. I've passed them a bunch. https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/oakland-mayors-car-stolen-after-office-broken-into/

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd@mastodon.social
· 19mo ago
Replying to
@fantasai are you the editor or are you the other person
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