*Flying back from Seattle* My Wife - “So what was your favorite wildlife sighting?” Me - “It’s… complicated.” My wife - “The dolphins? Humpbacks? Falcons? Elks? Orcas?” Me - “Those were all awesome but not the best.” My wife - “What could possibly be better than… oh no, not the marmots.” Me - “No… that would be silly.” My wife - “Then what?” Me - #Slugs