Hassan is a charlatan
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It's true, I was there. For all of it. I'm everywhere and nowhere all at once. I am inside your ventricular nerve, your spinal cord, your big toe and your pinkie toe.
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When Sammy fuck says “we’re so close to AGI, I can just feel it. Like a tingle on the tip of my shrimpdick it’s getting so close to blossoming into something guys”, just ignore him. He’s crazy man!
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If you understandably don’t want to tamper with scripts or installations on your work computer, pull up your own chat, as if you were going to send yourself a message, then select the text box, then put something heavy on your down arrow key. Congrats, you’re now indefinitely free.

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50 years ago, they had to take their photographs with film. 50 years ago, they had no means of live-streaming the entire flight. 50 years ago, email didn’t exist at all, so of course it didn’t break.
But yeah Microslop sucks absolute ass and it’s poetic justice that Outlook would fuck up like this.
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My dad’s dumbass MAGA girlfriend is a nurse.
When that thing passed that declared nursing to no longer be a “professional” occupation, she was sad. She said “I’m not a professional anymore”. She did not say “this makes no sense, my specialized knowledge absolutely indicates that my career path is that of a professional”.
It was a soul-crushing example of the destructive thought patterns that the alt-right preys on. A blind respect for authority, even when the decisions made are harmful and illogical.
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World’s most illegal deck, maybe
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He actually kept his smile broad the whole time; the only one to do so.
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That’s how you get Artemis to turn into an IPBM project. This is a situation where I understand the affirmations.
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Move out of the US, buy a manual coupe of undetermined make, model, and year, establish a global food bank, fly big drones around and into specific places it’s hard for the average person to get to and record what I see there, read a shit ton of books, build a generation ship and head blindly to Alpha Centauri in the last twenty years of my life.
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YouTube will not be done until a viable alternative is established.
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It’s from a waterproof children’s book, but I don’t know which one. I recognize it from my childhood.
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Oh 100%; there’s definitely some foul play and slandering going on. Still, I’m not happy with the way he handled the Cuba flotilla, I’m not happy with his uncritical endorsement of Platner and Sanders.
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Stripping same sex marriage rights and endorsing Netanyahu of all people are atrocious beliefs in their own right. But yeah he didn’t wear a red hat ion think
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Really it’s just a colossal waste of resources. The Gaza flotilla made sense because absolutely zero aid was getting in. With Cuba, there are countless international organizations with already established infrastructure that could use the flotilla funds much, much more efficiently.
Also, wasn’t he only there for two days? He could have done more than just vlog; he could have stayed to hand out cash to the needy in droves, what with him being a millionaire and all.
It felt like a disingenuous clout grab to me.
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I don’t play anymore, that’s just a mono green that I used to stomp with that I keep around for the mems
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The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more work and I would be happy with it but you have a hard day and you don’t want me working on your day so you don’t want me doing that so you can get it all over with your own thing I would be fine if I was just trying not being rude to your friend or something but you don’t want me being mean and rude and rude and you just want me being mean I would just like you know that and you know I would like you and you know what I’m talking to do I would love you to do and you would love you too and you would like you know what to say and you would like you to me
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Yeah, ours mops the floor every other day too. It’s really a game changer, having shining floors all the time has benefited me in myriad ways!
I also enjoy using the remote control feature to troll our cats while I’m at work.
There are privacy concerns, (mine is a Dreame), but we are already so far from an ironclad privacy operation that I feel keeping my wife from the purchase would be needlessly cruel.
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I wonder, how much does 20 tons do for the people? And the website does not mention plans for another convoy :(
I noticed they brought solar panels with them; that’s what Cuba needs right now. AFAIK, their non-energy imports have not been affected by this new blockade.
I’m any case (tangent), uncritical support of Platner and Bernie are concerns for me. With his influence, he could be pushing for proper progressive candidates. He has so much influence I feel as if he could really set the groundwork for a national movement, and yet he insists on working within the system. Admittedly, I am ignorant on this point, and establishing a proper third party is certainly easier said than done.
Also, I hardly ever watch him. I just know that the moment he sits down with a politician he sucks their dick and never presses them on the issues that supposedly matter most to him (US-Israel relations, US imperialism, &c.).
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